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So… apparently, the phrase “take an arrow to the knee” is old nordic slang for getting married.
THIS EXPLAINS EVERYTHING!!!!!
oh my fucking god
MIND BLOWN
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Joke of the day.
tallerghostwalt:flyingscotsman:
An Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard and a German are all standing watching a street performer do some excellent juggling. The juggler notices that the four gentlemen have a very poor view, so he stands up on a large wooden box and calls out, “Can you all see me now?”
“Yes.”
“Oui.”
“Sí.”
“Ja.”
took me a billion years to get this.
say it out loudlmaoo
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